Black Friday is the one day of the year where everyone acts like that scene in “Mean Girls” when Cady imagines all the girls are like wild animals in Africa. Except, on Black Friday, they’re really just wild animals in your local mall. Everyone wants to get the best deal possible on sh*t they won’t use or need in two years because they’ll want something else – something newer and shinier. F*cking consumerists, y’all suck.
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https://twitter.com/Bdell1014/status/801860117851439104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fnoradominick%2Ftimes-twitter-hilariously-nailed-what-black-friday-is-like
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ME: I have zero interest in owning a parrot.
CLERK: This parrot is 80% off.
ME: I will take 4 parrots#BlackFriday
— (Kobe) Bryant Olivas (@Bryantolivas) November 22, 2017
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https://twitter.com/Jayd3nKnight/status/669165303633346560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fnoradominick%2Ftimes-twitter-hilariously-nailed-what-black-friday-is-like
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https://twitter.com/EyeSaccc/status/933472786634477570
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#BlackFridayIn3Words pic.twitter.com/O5SgoVlEDw
— Affable Alex (@notalexcarrigan) November 25, 2016