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Great day shopping! Put 3 kids in the hospital, curb stomped an old lady, and murdered a white male but I love my new iPod! #BlackFriday
— Chad Zumock (@chadzumock) November 29, 2013
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can't make it to the store on black friday so im thinkin of going to best buy tomorrow to shove someone for no reason early
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) November 23, 2016
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Why do yall even bring grandma to #blackfriday? just leave her on a bench to shop for hours!? Mawma is tired. I'm gonna offer her a Newport. pic.twitter.com/sfTwBbHuLG
— baby bottle bottom (@albertnobbz) November 22, 2017
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My Black Friday strategy:
1) Sleep in.
2) Eat.
3) Not associate with anyone who has a Black Friday strategy.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 22, 2016
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Save thousands on Black Friday by staying in bed!
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) November 23, 2015
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When you see Black Friday sales but don't have Black Friday money pic.twitter.com/u7v6drzm1Y
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) November 22, 2016