“We were robbed!” I can’t lie it is pretty funny and on point. They’re actually teaching the kid actual information opposed to magical birds but I guess that is up to the parent’s preferences. Also a bit detailed to be thrown into a stack of books at a children’s doctor perhaps? If you don’t think so don’t you worry. “Mummy Laid an Egg,” is just heating up. Get ready for the big kid stuff because things are about to get even worse.
Woah, that handstand position though? While balancing on a ball? Throw an umbrella in there just because you’re feeling cocky (sex joke). I’d be wearing party hats too, damn. This is absolutely bananas. Getting busy ON THE SUN in some form of scissoring position I can only assume is known as the “Space Hopper.” How exotic? How erotic? Like when he’s on top? Just wait until you guys bust out that skateboard and get your grind on. And don’t get me started on the “Up” movie style missionary. I mean you gotta spice it up somehow, right? After seeing the rest of the book I can definitely understand why some people find it helpful and funny and some parents weren’t happy.
But, some people did though see the book for its beneficial potential. I mean as ridiculous as it may be it is pretty accurate. It is sad these kids will never grow up to have some balloon floating headstand sex ON the sun. So now you have to consider setting your child up for a life of disappointment. Your call parents.
