Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
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emotional status: otter sitting behind a glass wall apathetically touching a human's hand. pic.twitter.com/Qu6xmze8Sk
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) November 17, 2017
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having a crush on someone whose twitter account sucks is a real problem
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 18, 2017
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Objects in the beer view mirror are hotter than they appear
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) November 19, 2017
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RT if you have a tote bag full of tote bags.
— Laura Silverman (@LJSilverman1) November 11, 2017
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Dentist said “Put on these sunglasses to protect your eyes” and I said “and because I’m really cool” but maybe he didn’t hear me I guess
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) November 16, 2017