Some moms are the type of women who make their kids put a dollar into a swear jar everytime they say a bad word. Other moms are the type of women who say “FUCKKKK” when they see their toddler going through yesterday’s garbage and pulling out his dirty diaper and then proceeding to put it on his 4-month-old sister’s head (true story). I personally believe that deep down, there’s a curse-word loving gal in every mother, no matter how proper they may present themselves. And, for that reason, there’s no better gag gift to get your bad-ass mother than these bad-ass oven mitts to bake a f*cking cake or two with.
1. B*tches get sh*t done oven mitts:
Get them here.
2. Droppin’ a new recipe on your ass:
Get them here.
3. This is f*cking delicious oven mitts:
Get them here.
4. Hellraiser oven mitts:
Get them here.
5. F*ck this sh*t oven mitts:
Get them here.
6. My favorite salad is wine oven mitts:
Get them here.