According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 4, 2016
couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 25, 2016
When you post your snapchat on Tinder pic.twitter.com/XLzrFhuicv
— Mac Faulkner (@macfaulkner) August 24, 2016
Tinder match: I'll be the girl wearing a green scarf.
Me: I'll be the one who looks exactly like my photo because I'm not a monster.
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) August 5, 2016