44 Responses To Texts From Exes That Are Hilariously Savage

There are times in our lives where our phone will vibrate and the minute we see a name/number appear on the screen, we want to chuck our phone into a river. Yeah, I’m talking about the ex who ruined your life, hurt you, cheated on you, and now only calls you when they’re horny. There are some exes we never want to hear from again. But, for some reason, they keep coming back into our lives like a bad cold. While we all want to hit them with a car, we know going to jail isn’t the answer. Instead, take a few tips from these pros who prove that being a complete savage is the best way to deal with unwanted texts from our exes.

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When that ship has sailed

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When the world says exactly what you need to hear

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When you’re lame AF

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Ok holy shit this wins forever

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???

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