The answer is simply: no. It’s no secret that everyone loves wine, especially everyone on the Internet. How many times do you go on Snapchat and see girls taking selfies with their giant glasses/bottles of wine – or going to boozy brunches and drinking with long straws straight out of the bottle? Bottom line – we love wine. We need wine. We can’t survive without wine. And, people are freaking the f*ck out.
Just heard about a potential wine shortage… Better get on it quick then!! #wineoclock ?? pic.twitter.com/fHVg3CsGLX
— THE Mrs McDxxx (@MrsMcD2012) October 26, 2017
… Just read an article claiming that experts are saying that there's going to be a shortage of wine. Worst. News. Ever.
— Rachel Antonia (@rachelantonia_) October 26, 2017
When you read that there’s a wine shortage… excuse me, what?
— Kaitlyn Fitzgerald (@Kaittfitzgerald) October 24, 2017
Forget that, there is going to be a GLOBAL wine shortage in 2018 pic.twitter.com/HiZJFj7ZrQ
— Tim ?? (@TimInToronto) October 26, 2017
The world is facing a massive wine shortage as wineries across the globe brace for worst harvests in decades.
Such bad news to wake up to!
— London (@LawyerGirlMiami) October 16, 2017
Damn wine production is going to hit a 50 year low ?? wine prices are about to skyrocket
— Lorenzo (@juniior0522) October 26, 2017
WINE SHORTAGE!!! That’s outrageous
— Martyn Dyer (@TheMartyMarf) October 25, 2017
found out today that there’s a national wine shortage and tbh that makes me really sad
— makenzie chambers (@makkkcity) October 26, 2017
*Me in the Cubs locker room: THERE IS ABOUT TO BE A WINE SHORTAGE STOP WASTING GOOD CHAMPS!!
— Kristen B (@LaBendy) October 13, 2017
It has also been a really bad year for grapes so wine prices are expected to increase. The apocalypse is certainly coming.
— Siobhan Kirkland (@siokirkland) October 26, 2017
Due to the damage done by natural disasters this year wine prices are expected to go up in 2018. Time to start stockpiling.
— thugger girl (@SmokeyJoness) October 26, 2017
Will there be a wine shortage? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WINE?!
— _alimarie (@alimarie17) October 13, 2017
Still think global warming is #fakenews, Trump? Let me know when you can’t order your favorite bottle of $300 wine at Trump Tower, my dude.