16.
my little cousin rolled up like "so I heard you wanted a brownie"
— wikipedia brown (@eveewing) May 6, 2017
17.
10: Mom what's a metaphor?
Me: My life is a train wreck.
10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?
— ?Sardonic Tart? (@SardonicTart) December 12, 2014
18.
My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/UgHJ4eIDSc
— BOOttlerocket (@bottlerocket) September 25, 2016