6.
7 y/o daughter: "If I'm watching cartoons on the couch then wouldn't they be couchtoons cause I'm not in a car?"
No paternity test needed
— Thackery Binx (@Mr_Kapowski) March 5, 2016
7.
Was arguing with my 2 y/o for 30 minutes about why he needs to wear his pants and now we're both sitting in our underwear eating donuts
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) October 13, 2013
8.
I lead the after-school drama club at my kid's school. A 1st gr said, "Can you teach me how to act like I'm listening when my dad talks?"
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) February 1, 2016
9.
I let my 3-year-old make her own dinner.
She put candy corn on top cold pizza
The apprentice has become the master. pic.twitter.com/RUNzffFLIT
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 13, 2015
10.
3YO: MOMMY HELP HELP!
ME *throws cat off lap, drops phone, spills coffee on self, runs up stairs, kicks open door*
3YO: I want a snack.
— hannahannahannah (@MUMSIEesq) June 17, 2016