5.
I told my doctor back in high school that I wasn’t sexually active and she said:
“And you go to ______ High School?! I should play the lottery!”
4. TMI
“Literally got road head on the way here”
3.
I gave a new gyno one of her favorite responses to “Currently sexually active?”
I had recently started seeing someone, and we weren’t quite there yet, so I said “Outlook favorable.”
2.
This is how it went during my last physical
Nurse: “Are you sexually active?”
me: “No.”
Nurse: “Really?!”
She had a surprised look on her face, and I’m not sure whether I should feel good or bad about myself
1.
Paramedic here. I once asked a 20 year old female with abdominal pain:
ME:”Are you sexually active?”
HER: “Yes”
ME: “Any chance you’re pregnant?”
HER: “Absolutely not, I could never be pregnant”
ME: “Not all birth control is 100% effective.”
HER: Mine is.
ME: “What kind of birth control is it?”
HER: “Um…lesbianism.”
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