Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
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my name is Ashley, wearer of no makeup
look upon my naked tired face, ye colleagues, and deal with it— Ashley Fetters Maloy (@AFettersMaloy) October 12, 2017
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My mother enthusiastically cheering for my son to get a touchdown will be the most memorable part of his game.
He plays soccer.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 13, 2017
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graduating, moving out, getting a job, paying bills, maintaining friendships and a healthy life style and also getting enough sleep pic.twitter.com/TtIbi5AGmf
— polly darton (@lainekchapman) October 13, 2017
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https://twitter.com/hellolanemoore/status/918623694670397441
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https://twitter.com/bethasparagus/status/918898387466031104