6. Whenever we go to the store, for one thing, we end up buying something else just because we don’t want to seem like we only came for that one thing.
7. Or, when we go into a store and don’t buy anything at all, we’re paranoid the security guard thinks we’re a shoplifter.
8. You set your alarm earlier than you have to be up so you can hit “snooze” at least three times.
9. You eat candy or gum with the wrapper halfway on because you have no time or patience to continue to peel it off.
— Planet Piccolo (@Planetpiccolo) March 10, 2016