Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
HEAR ME OUT: Gentleman's Club where the "strippers" are a parade of corporate CEOs in suits & the crowd keeps yelling "SHOW US YOUR TAXES!!"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 29, 2017
having a conversation with an 18 year old guy on tinder who's telling me what the '90s were all about for him
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) September 29, 2017
I see y'all marrying and traveling and thriving and all I want to ever do is eat chips and watch tv 🙁 pic.twitter.com/xsxMs00loQ
— scrub daddi (@mai_treat) September 28, 2017
I JUST JUMPED OVER A MASSIVE PUDDLE IN A RAIN STORM BUT LOST A SHOE AND THE CURRENT CARRIED IT AWAY. I AM A WALKING ROMANTIC COMEDY.
— Lauren Spieller (@laurenspieller) September 29, 2017