13.
fuck it. i might as well put a mastercard that earns travel points in my swear jar
— Erica (@SCbchbum) September 27, 2017
14.
I'm looking for a man with cable, HBO, DVR, hulu, and netflix. My standards high.
— Jasmyn Lawson (@JasmynBeKnowing) September 29, 2017
15.
When the ballet company's hold music is The Nutcracker Suite but it's only September pic.twitter.com/uG4aFJdvtr
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) September 26, 2017
16.
wake me up when an iconic female media mogul who lived her entire life in silk pajamas dies in her mansion surrounded by boytoys
— ann friedman (@annfriedman) September 28, 2017