We get it: you don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. Thing is, we do! So we scrolled through endless garbage to find the coolest stuff and bring it right to your screen. Thank us later. Or now! Thank us whenever you want.
Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We’re using the money to buy Steven Segal a new hairpiece, and a new face.
1. This futuristic humidifier.
It’s also an essential oil diffuser, and possibly the energy core of a time machine.
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2. This prescription coffee mug.
Coffee is the cure, but it’s also the disease.
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3. A Harry Potter book page clips.
Harry Potter and the Chapter I Fell Asleep Reading.
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4. A pig pan!
For pig pancakes, or pig eggs, or pig bacon. Actually, that seems mean.
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5. A hot dog pencil case.
Looks like a real hot dog! Tastes like a real pencil case!
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6. A stuffed Bulbasaur.
Gotta catch ’em all! And put them all on your bed at the same time, and then jump onto it.
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7. A Dachshund ice tray!
I like Dachshund’s because they’re long and low, baby!
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8. Magnets that look like chewed gum.
Because why not?!
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9. This scientific kitchen set.
Cooking is more fun when it feels like you’re making crystal meth.
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10. A very colorful umbrella.
If you spin it it looks like your Macbook is about to crash.
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11. A modern apartment for your gold fish.
Because why shouldn’t he live in a nicer place than you?
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12. Oreo baby teethers.
Your baby needs to learn that Oreos should be in ones mouth whenever possible.
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13. This motivational canvas bag.
You should follow your dreams. Your literal dreams. The naked ones.
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14. A roll-up keyboard.
For when you’re typing and then realize you gotta take that typing on the go!
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15. This Wall-E key chain.
To remind you of the good things in this world. Like the fact that one day garbage will fill up the planet.
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