My 5yo daughter called me a pussy the other day.
— Maureen Shaw (@MaureenShaw) September 23, 2017
My 4yo tells me I'm a "bad woman" when she doesn't get her way. @chrissyteigen just wait… 4 is a BITCH
— Rochelle McLean (@rochelle_deanna) September 23, 2017
the other day my daughter was cranky bc she was hungry so I tried to feed her a pretzel and she SPIT IT ALL OVER ME
— Elaine Benes (@gwaaace) September 23, 2017
My 13 month old says "dada" but every time I ask "can you say mama?" she looks me in the eyes, says "no" very clearly and then laughs
— Emma Span (@emmaspan) September 23, 2017
I asked my 6year old son if he'll visit me when I'm old. He told me to get a Life Alert bracelet instead. ?
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) September 23, 2017
I hugged my 3 year old and she was like "did you like that hug?" And I said yes and she said "I am never hugging you again." And walked away
— Ali (@VTAliTriumphant) September 23, 2017
My 3yo just got right in my face and screamed, "You are over! Mommies are cancelled!"
— Liz Licat-Aaaaaaaaa! (@AmbienceChaser) September 23, 2017
My 4yo niece, cupping my face in her hands, asked me if she could close my eyes forever. Me: you mean murder me? Her: whatever, can I do it?
— I am Mimi (@mimithurgood) September 23, 2017
My 5 year old told me "You're not as smart as you think you are." Do I laugh or cry?
— Dara (@darao75) September 23, 2017
I hugged my 3 year old and she was like "did you like that hug?" And I said yes and she said "I am never hugging you again." And walked away
— Ali (@VTAliTriumphant) September 23, 2017