We get it: you don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. Thing is, we do! So we scrolled through endless garbage to find the coolest stuff and bring it right to your screen. Thank us later. Or now! Thank us whenever you want.
Full disclosure: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We’re using it to buy a ukulele. We really think that’ll make us unique and interesting.
1. A mason jar filled with brownie mix.
Just add butter, eggs, and vegetable oil to make perfect brownies! I mean- okay, you have to mix it and then bake it and everything. Sorry, should’ve been more clear.
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2. Vegetable cutters for your kids!
Or for yourself. Because vegetables are boring and you’re not boring.
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3. Hummingbird toothpicks that are great for entertaining.
And by entertaining, I mean watching a whole season of Parks and Recreation with your own personal cheese platter.
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4. This delicious USB drive.
Try not to eat it, or else a whole folder of digital files will grow inside your stomach.
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5. A flamingo pool float!
Sure the summer is over, but that’s all the more reason to sit in a pool float in the middle of your kitchen.
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6. Emoji coasters!
They’re better than emoji roller coasters — which is what I call texting my ex.
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7. L-l-l-look at this laptop decal, Morty!
It’ll really make you feel unique and *belch* special when you’re w-w-w-orking in a coffee shop with all the other millennial drones.
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8. A Mickey Mouse egg shaper!
So you can start your day with a delicious, healthy, heavily trademarked breakfast.
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9. This cat pillow will stare into your soul.
Tell it all your secrets. Even the ones you can’t tell your actual cat.
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10. Tetris fridge magnets!
Finally, a way to play video games on your fridge.
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11. This fruit bowl will really make a splash.
As long as you don’t forget to eat the fruit. Which you will.
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12. A dog Bantha costume just in time for Halloween.
Or for just hanging around the house pretending you’re Obi Wan. It’s okay, we all do it.
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13. Look at this sushi pin cushion!
Stop storing your pins in an old cookie tin like some suffragette.
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14. These socks dedicated to cookies and milk.
Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait.
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15. This smartphone stand shaped like a cat!
It makes a much better smartphone stand than your actual cat. Trust me.
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16. This big squishy bread pillow!
It’s big and squishy. And bread. And a pillow. You get it.
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17. This Loch Ness tea infuser.
That was my nickname in high school actually.
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