Don’t waste money on two coats when you can get two in one. Grab it from Urban Outfitters.
10. Spicy Ramen noodle socks.
Tell everyone you’re broke and can’t afford dinner but love to rock these socks. From Forever21.
11. This surprise Beatles Lonely Hearts album long sleeve top.
This Beatles classic album shirt will be sure to score you some DILFs. Get it from Urban Outfitters.
12. This pineapple or weed T-shirt, you decide.
Sure, it looks like a pineapple – or maybe a marijuana leaf? Grab it from Amazon.
13. This tender lovin’ army print jacket.
Show everyone you’re tender lovin’ with this army print jacket – business in the front, party in the back. Get it from Forever21.
14. Sunhat for when you’re tanning and want to be left alone.
Keep everyone away from you while you’re catching some sun with this hidden message hat. Grab it on Amazon.
15. Or, this dad cap to keep everyone away.
Keep everyone away from you – especially on the subway. Grab it on Amazon.
16. Pussycats for days on your panties – because why not?
Show your man your Pussycats are raging to escape with these panties from Amazon.
17. Being bad ain’t easy army jacket.
Show ’em who the baddest is with this jacket from Forever21.
18. This lace-up bomber for the fall.
Hit them with some style in this hidden lace-up bomber from Forever21.