Having a couple cross stitches hanging around is a quick and easy way to class-up your living space. Thing is, they also risk making you look like a 16 cat-having grandma. Which is fine if that’s what you’re in to.
However, you can have your cake and eat it too with these salty, sarcastic, inappropriate, and hilarious cross stitches that are all over Etsy. They’re perfect for the girl who wants to say “Yes, I stay in on Saturday nights, but I’m one text away from going to your party to hoe down.”
Pick up a snarky cross stitch today so you can…
1. Be honest with yourself.
2. Fill your home with friendship.
3. Keep the important things in mind.
4. Make some big plans.
5. Make sure your guests know what’s up.
6. Tell people what’s on your mind.
7. Smash the patriarchy.
8. Express your feelings.
9. Take in the holiday spirit.
10. Be yourself.
11. Make a polite request.
12. Become who you were born to be.
13. Stay on top of your priorities.
14. Give a polite suggestion.
15. Be encouraging.
16. Be empathetic.
17. Show off your favorite word.
18. Get motivated.
19. Tell people exactly what you want.
20. Uhhhhhhh.
21. Be honest. And subtle.
22. Be optimistic.
23. Look on the not-so-bright side.
