Today, the Internet has given me life as Twitter decided to share the best of the best – the greatest overheard conversations they’ve gotten while eavesdropping.
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https://twitter.com/PrinceFoxMusic/status/875512508030656512
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Overheard at the Houston Zoo:
"Dad look at the penguin!!"
"Son, that's a squirrel."
— Celeste (@celestriall) June 18, 2017
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Overheard at Denver Pride- "Don't follow your dreams, follow my blog."
— Josh Childs (@jmchilds26) June 18, 2017
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https://twitter.com/jewell116/status/876588665073410048
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Overheard at lunch: "the main problem with unifying the US and Canada is that the drinking ages are different."
— Raffi Melkonian (@RMFifthCircuit) June 20, 2017
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Overheard from child on playground:
"I'm sad. Wait. There's nothing to be sad about. Okay, I'm happy!"— Dr. SunWolf ☀️🐺 (@WordWhispers) June 21, 2017
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"I want a girl who I like as a person, you know? Not like, a piece of meat." Nice to know you've been dating steaks until now. #Overheard
— Brittany Gervais (@BrittGervaisAB) June 18, 2017
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https://twitter.com/Bez/status/876953964419403776
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https://twitter.com/imatoofbrush/status/877586475185037313
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https://twitter.com/andymientus/status/855553872252686336
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https://twitter.com/alohawaia/status/877268524531666944
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Who the hell describes their farts as "juicy?" Apparently, the man at Table 9. #overheard
— Bitchy Waiter ™ (@bitchywaiter) June 9, 2017
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#overheard: "Suing somebody is suuuch a process.. just go & slash their tires & call it a day."
— Brian Sumwalt (@bsumwalt) June 9, 2017
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https://twitter.com/MaatMHI/status/873202324323405824
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https://twitter.com/NotSoWeirdAl/status/873679129723502593
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https://twitter.com/rachsyme/status/875780657791848449
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#overheard
Lil girl"Im not ugly"
Lil boy"I didnt say you are ugly, I said you're a loser like LeBron"
Lil girl"Im not LeBron, you're LeBron"— Butters Mom (@laurakwhiteside) June 22, 2017
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Girl to friend: "He's a bit #creepy, but if you can look past his creepiness, he's okay." #Overheard #TTC #Toronto #RushHour
— overheard_ttc (@overheard_ttc) June 22, 2017
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#overheard "You've only been married once, so you don't know." 💁🏻💍💅🏼
— Amanda Kruse RD (@Amanda_Kruse) June 22, 2017
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https://twitter.com/mikereeb/status/877954315322667009
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https://twitter.com/vilay/status/877926392574377984
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"If I bet someone a honey ham, you know I mean it" #Overheard #CLE #gocavs
— austrailius (@Austrailius) June 12, 2017
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"I love shit on stuff" #overheard #lfwm
— Seb Law (@sebulous) June 12, 2017
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'It is so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It is like the trash took itself out.' 😁 #overheard
— Anna Hopeful (@AnnaHopeful) June 12, 2017
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#Overheard at work: "I wish I speaked Spanish." *why don't you worry about #English, first*
— English Vs English (@EnglishVsEnglis) June 12, 2017