16 Million People In America Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows

‘Merica.

Some people in the world are pretty dumb. I’m not saying that to be offensive, I’m saying that to be honest – some people are just not very bright. Not the brightest bulb in the box. Not the coldest beer in the fridge. You know what I mean?

Some people just don’t feel the need to enlighten themselves or educate themselves properly.

Like, the 16.4 million people who believe that chocolate milk – delicious, smooth, rich chocolate milk – comes from brown cows.

According to a new study published by the Innovation Center of U.S. Dairy – 16.4 million Americans believe that chocolate milk comes from a very special breed of cow that makes the milk, well, chocolate. As well 20% of Americans did not know that hamburgers are beef.

Why oh why do Americans believe this bullsh*t? Ignorance? No access to the Internet? Stupidity? We’re not sure. But one thing we do know is Twitter has something to say about it.

https://twitter.com/TxYankee33/status/875744917368320000

https://twitter.com/slehner1124/status/875816543464169474

https://twitter.com/luvskools/status/875816662821466112