Some people in the world are pretty dumb. I’m not saying that to be offensive, I’m saying that to be honest – some people are just not very bright. Not the brightest bulb in the box. Not the coldest beer in the fridge. You know what I mean?
Some people just don’t feel the need to enlighten themselves or educate themselves properly.
Like, the 16.4 million people who believe that chocolate milk – delicious, smooth, rich chocolate milk – comes from brown cows.
According to a new study published by the Innovation Center of U.S. Dairy – 16.4 million Americans believe that chocolate milk comes from a very special breed of cow that makes the milk, well, chocolate. As well 20% of Americans did not know that hamburgers are beef.
Why oh why do Americans believe this bullsh*t? Ignorance? No access to the Internet? Stupidity? We’re not sure. But one thing we do know is Twitter has something to say about it.
https://twitter.com/TxYankee33/status/875744917368320000
https://twitter.com/slehner1124/status/875816543464169474
About 6 million people in America think chocolate milk comes from brown cows and that is just not okay.
— m&m™ (@malia_mooney) June 16, 2017
Just heard on the radio that a recent study shows that 7% of Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows…….SMH!! #Merica
— Jacob Darbyshire (@jdarb24) June 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/luvskools/status/875816662821466112
Next time you have impostor syndrome, just remember "Seven percent of all American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows"
— Darrel Miller (Not here, over on the other place) (@darrel_miller) June 16, 2017
16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows… #Merica 🐮
— Brittany Hogan Alomar ✨ (@brittanyalomar) June 16, 2017