Listen…… I don’t think I’m breaking any news here when I say that everyone masturbates. It’s just a natural part of being a human being!
It’s also an acceptable human activity—if you’re a man.
Guys are free to make crude jokes about cranking off, but women? Not so much.
While women are sexualized and objectified by every form of media, female pleasure remains bizarrely stigmatized.
Our culture loves sexy women but hates women having sex—especially if they’re taking matters into their own hands. Not these hilarious women though. They all know that—like most basic biological functions—touching yourself is… kinda hilarious.
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me stealing batteries from work to put in my vibrator: This Is What A Femnist Looks Like 🙂
— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) June 13, 2018
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“Am I sexier to myself *without* my nightguard?” – me, before I masturbate at bedtime
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) June 21, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Slashleen/status/518239025376022529
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https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/360512775384088577
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https://twitter.com/fleetwood__max/status/1147062938626396160
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Everything I'm touching turns to shit today.
Definitely not masturbating tonight.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) November 14, 2013
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Masturbating too much leads to two things: loss of memory and something else…
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) January 21, 2013
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My friends gave me a bunch of sex toys for my birthday as a “joke.” I can’t stop laughing*
*masturbating
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) November 15, 2013