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Sex so good, I make my vibrator a sandwich after.
— ¡ Just Mel ! (@LVMelL0) July 6, 2019
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My vagina is so tight my vibrator takes watch batteries.
— Edgar Allan Hoe (@Slashleen) April 30, 2011
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When I put new batteries in my vibrator pic.twitter.com/jV8dgcFHAt
— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) July 17, 2018
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My caught masturbating face is exactly the same as my caught jamming out to NSYNC face because they're simultaneous.
— molly (@MollySneed) March 21, 2015
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