21.
My dad saw a condom wrapper on my floor and freaked out saying he didn’t know I had a boyfriend, but I assured him that condom was from a guy I met once & will never see again.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) December 27, 2019
22.
People say committees don’t work but that’s bc they haven’t seen a group of women gather to help one person draft & send a risky text
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 15, 2019
23.
going to rock bottom do you guys need anything
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) April 22, 2019
24.
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 24, 2019
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picture one is what happens when you play jumanji and the vines appear https://t.co/7YaPWdiAOW
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) January 3, 2020