The ladies brought the funny tweets again this week. Here are the best we had time to find:
[5 PM]: Come in. Thanks for coming over.
[6 PM]: I’m so happy we were able to get together.
[7 PM]: This is so much fun.
[8 PM]: We should do this again.
[9 PM]: I’m going to need you to get the fuck out of my house now.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 2, 2020
Ctrl-F but for all the hair ties in my apartment
— Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) November 6, 2019
One time I ate so much Trader Joe’s tzaziki while I was babysitting that the next day there was a post-it note on it that said “for the kids only” and that’s just one beautiful beautiful moment in my colorful history
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) January 4, 2020
The suburbs are powerful. No matter how strong you think you are, by day two you’re eating dinner at 4 and asking what the weather’s looking like tomorrow
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) December 30, 2019
R.I.P. 2019 (2019 – 2019)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 31, 2019
i relate to wikipedia’s ethos of being a useful resource while also constantly pleading for help
— al (@local__celeb) January 2, 2020
me waiting for my crush to notice me pic.twitter.com/3OtFVmZ1B8
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) December 31, 2019
Me in the mirror Me in photos https://t.co/u4NykDLbOc
— A (@aaaal26) December 26, 2019
every city has a bar named “the library” and everyone inside looks like this pic.twitter.com/lq4QKgZ9I3
— ava wolf (@wownicebuttdude) January 2, 2020
sucks that the machine I use to write also has a function where you can shop for a new duvet cover for 3 hours
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) December 29, 2019