11.
Priest: Do you take this man for
Better or worse?
Better or worse?
Better or worse?– an optometrist wedding
— Pandy Fackler ⛄ (@ThatBrenna) December 2, 2019
12.
Don’t thumbs up my text just say you fucking hate me
— Nick Lehmann (@NickStopTalking) November 30, 2019
13.
wife: promise me you won’t try to look cool in front of your nieces and nephews again it’s so embarrassing
me: of course not
[later during thanksgiving]
me: dayum turkey lookin thicc as shit this year queen
— Terry F (@daemonic3) November 28, 2019
14.
capitalism is the most efficient system to distribute resources and drive innovation pic.twitter.com/jVAgZhMLkU
— tesla killdozer (@argumentwinner) December 2, 2019
15.
Wait a minute…. https://t.co/N8CCPF0wEZ
— Satan (@s8n) December 1, 2019
16.
“you look so unapproachable.”
But here you are, approaching me. https://t.co/2ivveA46La
— dr.milli💲 (@milli_cent_) November 30, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/om_eye_goodness/status/1198763982930071552
18.
Doing No Delete December, you gotta find other ways to fix your mistakes besides taking the cowards way out pic.twitter.com/3jpVKQnCbD
— Tap Water Defender (@Scabhammer) December 2, 2019
19.
one time i shut myself in my room and listened to linkin park while crying because a girl told me she wouldn't be able to go to with me to the 2005 nickelodeon's kids choice awards if i were to hypothetically win tickets in a sweepstakes i saw in a commercial but never entered
— dustin Couch (@Dustinkcouch) November 26, 2019
20.
https://twitter.com/_buhhh/status/1199345052176113664