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You know how when a child is cranky, we always say “oh, they’re hungry” or “oh, they’re tired” and then we feed them or put them to bed, and then they’re much better?
It’s the same for us adults.
Gennifer Hutchison (@GennHutchison) October 30, 2019
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There are only four country songs:
– Quittin is for Quitters (Hard Work Anthem)
– Things Aint Like They Used To Be
– Beer When Youre Happy, Whiskey When Youre Sad
– My Bitch Ex Wife (Come Home Baby)
ellory smith (@ellorysmith) October 30, 2019
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24.
McRib stands for “My Chemical Romance Is Back”
Exit 114 (@exitonefourteen) October 31, 2019
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Diamond Brown (@HereIsDime) October 23, 2019
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Christin Bailey (@hexprax) October 24, 2019
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How is it that the Madame Tussauds wax model of Mark Zuckerberg looks way more like a real person than Mark Zuckerberg does? Oh my god pic.twitter.com/pdkHLbN488
Gravelord NEETo (@coherentstates) October 25, 2019
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D Rose (@DamnDRoseTweets) October 19, 2019