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If an item is marked spicy on a menu, then you order it & it's completely bland, that's flavor gaslighting. Colonialism circulated spices, they better use 'em.
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) October 23, 2018
11.
i do one thing a day that scares me. i wake up
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) May 1, 2019
10.
https://twitter.com/sophsa/status/1055190375856521216
9.
https://twitter.com/maisondecris/status/1055539816513855488
8.
I'm sure the Monster Mash was great but Mary Shelley losing her virginity on her mother's grave is the ultimate graveyard smash
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) October 23, 2018
7.
https://twitter.com/reginvgeorge/status/1055148634289909765
6.
well his name isn't Cookathome Malone https://t.co/XdFw1Id7Wr
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) October 25, 2018
5.
My mom found out I got my nipples pierced today pic.twitter.com/BCRE1dz68f
— Syd (@Sydney_allenn) October 23, 2018
4.
My dog just watched me eat a Pepto Bismol tab the way I watched my friend make out with my crush at junior prom
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) May 3, 2019
3.
Game of Thrones is clearly fantasy because the leaders try to deal with the existential threat to humanity first
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 29, 2019
2.
How I told my mom I was having a baby 😭 pic.twitter.com/1mRYWH6DTg
— WHOLELOTTA LEEKO 🐐 (@WholeLottaLeek) April 29, 2019
1.
Plants in the wild: taking whatever Mother Nature throws at them and thriving
Houseplants: “you watered me on Sunday versus Saturday so now I must die”
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) April 28, 2019