10. “My child is failing, so obviously you’re a bad teacher.”
9. “Teaching is so easy, anyone can do it.”
8. “Why did you pick a job that pays so little…?”
7. “I pay my taxes, so technically, I pay your salary.”
6. “My child would never lie to me.”
5. “The homework you’re giving is too hard. Give less.”
4. “We’re going on vacation next week. Can you prepare all my child’s work so we can take it with us?”
3. “Can you give him extra credit assignments to bring his grade up?”
2. “Wow, you don’t teach classes all day long?”
1. “I’m going to quit my desk job and do something easy like teaching.”
