Six Flags Will Literally Pay You To Lie In A Coffin For 30 Hours

If you’re into sitting in small, enclosed spaces for long periods of time, Six Flags is here to bring you a pretty dope deal for this Halloween season. Think of it as a “Kelso having his hand on the VW bus for an extended period of time in That 70’s Show,” but, with a coffin.
If you’re down to lie in a coffin for 30 hours (straight), you can win some pretty cool prizes. Not only do you get free things, but you can also prepare yourself for your premature death–how exciting.

For your shame, embarrassment, and probably five panic attacks, Six Flags St. Louis will grant you two 2019 Gold Season Passes, VIP passes to their haunted house this year, and $300On top of all of these brilliant free things, you also get to take home the coffin! Think about how much your family will love you when you kick the bucket and they can save money by not buying you a coffin–score!

If you’re thinking about flying to St. Louis for this fun experience, have no “fear.” The company is willing to let you get one six-minute bathroom break every hour (so you won’t have to wear a diaper). Additionally, they will offer cellphone charging stations, snacks, and you can bring one visitor with you for some “moral support.”

The official contest takes place on Saturday, October 13th-Sunday, October 14th. But, if you’re interested in taking part in this strange contest, you have to just submit an application by midnight on October 3rd. Unfortunately, only six people will be chosen, so keep your fingers crossed!

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Written by Lex Gabrielle

A writer and teacher from New York City who fully supports messy buns and 3+ cups of coffee a day.