17 Hilarious Gifts For The New Mom In Your Life

 9. A brutally honest journal for baby’s beginning years.


First haircut, first steps, first apocalyptic poop…

Get it on Amazon for $13.15

8. These hand-stitched avocado baby booties.

Uncommon Goods

Just look at those little pits!

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $25.00 

7. This handmade mini-mermaid tail for the littlest Ariel.

Uncommon Goods

Or the littles Mer-MAN!

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $19.99

6. The Lil’ Lager baby bottle that might get a few ugly stares on the playground.


Bottoms up, baby!

Get it on Amazon for $12.00

5. This chicken wing teething toy every new mom needs.


Gonna need one of these for mom too.

Get it from Amazon for $6.99

4. This take-out plush playset that baby will love to play with.

Think Geek

Especially while Mom orders real take-out.

Get it on Think Geek for $24.99

3. This rather demanding bib that mom can get a laugh out of.


TBH, I think we all need one of these.

Get it on Zazzle for $20.20

2. A funny coffee mug to remind the new momma that her job will never be easy.


It’s a superpower.

Get it on Zazzle for $16.75

1. This hilarious Porn For New Moms book that fulfills all of her deepest fantasies.


He’s taking care of diaper changes and 3 a.m. feedings? Tell me more…

Get it on Amazon for $7.29

Welcome to mommyhood!

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