24.
My toxic trait : thinking I have to buy a new outfit for every event
— Taylor (@taylor_elmore5) September 12, 2018
23.
I think I’m pretty fucking smart until I try to find the end of the garbage bag that opens.
— Annie the Nanny (@AnnietheNanny1) September 13, 2018
22.
The way you took care of your Barbies as a kid suggests how you’ll take care of yourself as an adult. i.e.- I often find food in my hair while spread eagled in the nude
— maggie lalley (@magslals) September 10, 2018
21.
first base: smooches
second base: hand stuff
third base: hands stuff (both hands)
home run: u let them watch u eat a salad— Karen Chee (@karencheee) September 14, 2018
20.
me to my pets @ 3 am pic.twitter.com/tKw9LU0Yzw
— ???? ???????????? ???????????????????? ???? (@sadcherrybitch) September 15, 2018
19.
????the best part of waking up, is going back to sleep???? -me, when my alarm went off this morning.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) September 13, 2018
18.
don’t start skipping class bc you will never stop i mean it i really can’t like its physically impossible for me to go a whole week now
— blanca (@lamourmoss) September 14, 2018
17.
Moaning during 69 to avoid doing my part >
— Lil Fat Fat. (@moneymenmeals) February 27, 2018
16.
Not wearing a bra always seems like such a good idea until you’re out driving and you accidentally go over a pothole the size of a small village in Africa and your titties are bouncing all over the damn place like a $2 vending machine bouncy ball
— amanda (@amanda_c_rae) September 16, 2018
15.
ok but how fucking cool was it to rearrange ur room when u were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show ur parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me
— ???????????????????????? ???????????? (@oIiviapawg) September 12, 2018