14.
Sorry I canceled our plans, I’m at an in between hair length right now.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) September 13, 2018
13.
Girls will Facetune the fuck out of their face and then leave their boyfriend untouched like wow selfish
— Stephanie Ann (@_stephthemess) September 15, 2018
12.
I want a boyfriend but I don’t want to put in all the time and effort it takes to get to know someone like ughhhh can’t someone just fall in love with me i’m sooo boredddd
— ellie (@holy_schnitt) September 15, 2018
11.
I want to be 14 again so I can ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
— ponyo (@13gbenita) September 10, 2018
10.
She believed she could but fell asleep and didn’t
— em (@emmabetsinger) September 3, 2018
9.
I just watched a stranger’s wedding on Instagram live on the toilet & cried
— Kate Berlant (@kateberlant) September 9, 2018
8.
Just found out life is hard. Shocked and upset.
— ❂ B ☾ (@disbriannabetch) September 10, 2018
7.
Y’all call basic life skills wife material. I told this guy I was cooking and he said oh you a wife. Nigga I’m just fucking hungry.
— Lo ???? (@lonthecelebrity) September 7, 2018
6.
Idk how people eat food without sharing with their dogs. I jus love my girl sm like how can I look @ those puppy dog eyes & not share my quesadilla??
— KP (@kpadrinaa) September 16, 2018
5.
Tampon instructions: Tampons can kill you
Me: what
Tampon instructions: they probably won’t though, don’t worry about it
Me: …ok
Tampon instructions: just worry about it a little bit
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) August 29, 2018