15.
I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 7, 2015
14.
Me normally: Ugh running is evil, make it stop.
Me injured: Ugh I love running so much, I miss it more than anything.
— Trackie Nation (@TrackieNation) November 11, 2015
13.
I wear workout clothes and walk briskly by people eating brunch outdoors to feel better about myself.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) May 9, 2015
12.
http://twitter.com/philyuck/status/641799450772373504
11.
http://twitter.com/afrodite_zi/status/833905499011690497
10.
https://twitter.com/imchriskelly/status/489139676947939328
9.
Gym /jim/ (noun) – A place to sit back, relax, and catch up on social media pic.twitter.com/sBUSYa2qY6
— Funny Gym Tweets (@FunnyGymStuff) May 7, 2014
8.
My favorite gym day is when I do 20 minutes of untangling my ear buds and then leave because I'm hungry.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 11, 2014
7.
[gym]
Me loudly: one day I'll be so strong [makes cut throat motion to member of staff] I'll cancel my membership & just keep coming anyway.— David Hughes (@david8hughes) August 9, 2015
6.
https://twitter.com/DesiJed/status/923314785248096262
5.
When you're working out at the gym, looking hard and intense while people have no idea your headphones are blasting Adele.
— Yayo (@DeWayneJustinJr) December 13, 2015
4.
I cried at the gym today bc the elevator was broken & I had to take the stairs. It was like they made me exercise b4 I was gonna exercise
— Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut (@nicolebyer) August 20, 2015
3.
Making some nice side $$ reading ppl's crotch sweat prints on equipment at the gym
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 30, 2014
2.
https://twitter.com/ihatejoelkim/status/892448529507135488
1.
https://twitter.com/senderblock23/status/389259019832942592