Everyone knows that working out sucks.
Even gym rats can admit that going to the gym is tedious, annoying, and an all-around b**ch. I have to wake up two hours earlier just to get some exercise in and–if I don’t eat “healthy”–I might as well skip the gym altogether. Everyone knows the struggle.
I'm going to start exercising again. For the health benefits, sure, but also for the smugness.— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 13, 2013
[at the gym]— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) May 9, 2016
Me: what does this machine do?
"Sir, that's a bench."
Just added 'Wandering Around the Parking Lot Looking for My Car' as another Track Exercise on my Fitbit.— Jo ? (@Just__J0) May 19, 2016
I joined a gym and my credit card company sent me a fraud alert— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi) March 21, 2016
If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do?— ?EnvyDaTropic™? (@envydatropic) October 25, 2015
You go home because it's your favorite one being used
Math is easy
*walks into starbucks instead of using drive-thru* no one can match my dedication to exercise— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 19, 2017
I need a playlist for when I deeply consider going to the gym but then don't.— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 2, 2015
I never *want* to exercise but as soon as I start it's like "Ok, I still don't really wanna do this," but then when I'm done it's like "Ok."— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 4, 2015
My sole source of exercise is getting into jeans after they've been through the dryer.— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) November 22, 2014
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.— Spencer Robinson (@13spencer) March 27, 2014
finally tried the whole "jogging" thing. there are people who do this every day?? for longer than ten minutes???— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 6, 2013