Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson just responded to DJ Khaled’s statement about and reasoning for not going down on his wife. But first, a quick refresher:
In a resurfaced 2015 interview at 105.1’s “The Breakfast Club,” DJ Khaled said he does not go down on his wife but expects it in return because “it’s different rules for men…we the king.”
ok so I’m convinced he has the mind of a teenage boy pic.twitter.com/epzhPjceny
— Got Student Loans Homie Quan (@howcomeyousmell) May 4, 2018
Smashmouth, the band behind the Shrek-featured musical masterpiece “I’m A Believer” already gave their two cents to this asinine statement.
“At least THIS guy is into it!” rejoiced women worldwide.
Thank god.
Ahem.. *clears throat*
as a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread ?— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) May 6, 2018
And now Mr. Rock Johnson has responded as well, a genius retort that may or may not top that of Smashmouth. It is not for me to decide.
Ahem.. *clears throat*
as a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread ?— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) May 6, 2018
UMMMM???
No, sir, if anything this is not TMI enough. We need more I. Give it to us.
The Rock’s tweet was met with much cyber-applause.
Clearly.. I mean look at him and look at you. She will be layin in bed next to DJ Khaled and looking back at this tweet from The Rock like that old spice commercial. pic.twitter.com/Mzg2PHyYEp
— ??Tracy?? (@walton_gm) May 6, 2018
I mean who wouldnt wanna eat poon-tang pie amirite? pic.twitter.com/vlATDsQYKi
— Jesus (@IAmJesusIcho) May 6, 2018
Do you SMEL?L?L?L?L WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN?!
— Cyn Tizzle (@Cyntizzle) May 6, 2018
When @TheRock revokes your man card…lmao
— Mel Tafolla (@Melt2429) May 6, 2018
My husband says I’m not allowed to follow you anymore.
— Maddie (@basichotmess) May 6, 2018
??????You are appreciated! pic.twitter.com/9FMrrvT1Dl
— Darling Nikki (@miss_lady_diva) May 6, 2018
— briana ? (@brianasolis) May 6, 2018
Oh, no, do go on. pic.twitter.com/OMyC62QXY4
— Jo? (@Uber4Chocobos) May 6, 2018
— Shannon Laree (@reelnerdy) May 6, 2018
Uh…enjoy this gif:
— Örlando Perez (@operez712) May 6, 2018
And this one:
— moon cop (@tomhanxjr) May 6, 2018
YOU’RE WELCOME!
