Another day, another biting celebrity response to DJ Khaled’s 2015 statement that he refuses to go down on his wife because “we the king.” This time, its a slightly raunchy and majorly titillating tweet from actress Evan Rachel Wood, star of HBO’s Westworld and personally formative 2003 film Thirteen.
But first, let’s get you up to speed.
In a recently resurfaced 2015 interview with 105.1’s “The Breakfast Club,” DJ Khaled said he does not go down on his wife but expects it in return because “it’s different rules for men…we the king.”
ok so I’m convinced he has the mind of a teenage boy pic.twitter.com/epzhPjceny
— Got Student Loans Homie Quan (@howcomeyousmell) May 4, 2018
This had literally every single man on Twitter boasting about their love of the female anatomy, the first one of note being Smashmouth, who is not a single man but might as well be.
The next day, Mr. Dwayne The Rock Johnson responded as well, an eyebrow-raising tweet which had women of the Twittersphere hot and bothered in just under 280 characters.
Ahem.. *clears throat*
as a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread ?
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) May 6, 2018
Enter Wood, who saw Smashmouth’s “no king” and Mr. Rock’s “lemme clear my throat” and raised them a “grow up.”
“You’re seriously missing out man. Take it from someone who has pride and thoroughly enjoys pleasuring women. You should grow up,” tweeted the openly bisexual actress.
You’re seriously missing out man. Take it from someone who has pride and thoroughly enjoys pleasuring women. ?
You should grow up. https://t.co/hllmvQ8mSS
— #EvanRachelWould (@evanrachelwood) May 4, 2018
She later replied to a fan, agreeing with a comment saying Khaled’s remarks implied he felt he was above oral sex because he was a man, despite demanding it from his female partner.
— #EvanRachelWould (@evanrachelwood) May 5, 2018
The people rose up in mutual ERW adoration.
Amazing, Rachel !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/gjUrtKRlD5
— Gabr!ela ? (@gabbiedamngirl) May 5, 2018
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) May 4, 2018
Picture him naked
— natalie daye (@nataliedaye) May 5, 2018
Suddenly I’m gayer than I was before I read this comment ??️?
— Venezia Wilkes (@venezia_wilkes) May 5, 2018
— Gaystrology (@Androktona) May 4, 2018
I know they do I just didn’t know she was bisexual or was interested in girls. pic.twitter.com/wYTA5HsfYq
— BANGNATION1 (@Hunny_Child1) May 4, 2018
— Isabella (@Isabelladsnt) May 4, 2018
Congratulations….this is a thirst trap and im crying right now
— Valerie VzA Complex (@ValerieComplex) May 4, 2018
Dude looks like he’s eating everything else – why draw the line at oral? SMDH.
— Chess (@Chess_1967) May 4, 2018
— Racheal Dunn (@realracheal) May 4, 2018
I’m all in on using my Friday nite to hang out at this comment section ?
— Certified Pro (@tmoneyunplugged) May 4, 2018