"I ate the baton…"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) August 23, 2016
"Oops. I caught the leg on fire."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) November 15, 2016
"They took all my dinosaurs… All of them."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) December 7, 2016
"Do you know where the TV remote is? No? I'll just ask the duck."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) September 1, 2016
"I want French fries. From France."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) September 25, 2016
"…but I wanna be Mary Poppins."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) May 13, 2017
"I'm the barbarian. I have the stick."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) June 9, 2017
"Two hundred picked it UP."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 24, 2016
"Oh god… No. Give it back."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 22, 2016
"I need a refund for the toenails."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) October 26, 2016
"Where are my pancakes, penguin?"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 8, 2017
"Buddy, you're walking in the wrong neighborhood. I'm here."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) March 2, 2017
"He likes to bite… Yeah."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 20, 2016
"Where's the baby tiger??"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) April 4, 2017