We’ve all heard of resting b*tch face – when an individual has a scowl or mean look on their face normally. But, forget that sh*t, I’ve always been told I have “resting nice face.” The type of face that makes old people want to come up to me and initiate a conversation about my “kind eyes,” and ask me to reach things in the grocery store for them. While it’s pretty adorable that people think I’m such a kind, generous and caring person – the truth is, I’m a total a**hole most of the time. So, don’t let this nice face fool you, I’m not trying to watch your toddler while you run into the bank really quickly.
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My epitaph should read, "She helped old people find stuff at Target." #restingniceface
— Ellen McEvoy (@ellenchart) December 21, 2016
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This smile on my face was not an invitation for you to approach me #restingniceface
— DariaMorgandorffer (@SoSpacetastic) May 15, 2016
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trying real hard to look unapproachable rn so no one sits next to me on the train #restingniceface
— Dworksy (@LeahDworsky) February 18, 2017
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Srsly considering shaping brows into frown so as to be less approachable #rbf #restingniceface
— Caitlin Robb (@caitlinoffstage) December 17, 2016
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Dude, people fall asleep on me on the subway so often that I'm starting to feel like it's not normal. #restingniceface
— Danielle Strauss (@StraussDanielle) July 16, 2016