Any girl who is in a relationship knows that the real test of your love is when you spend the night together. While you two may be perfectly blissful during the daytime, when you sleep together in the same bed–things can get weird.
Everyone has their own “way” they like to sleep. How many pillows you need, what kind of blanket you like, TV on or off, door open or shut, window cracked or closed–you know what I mean. If you and your man have two different ways you like it, well, things can get tense. It gets even worse when you realize your man snores or talks in his sleep–us ladies need our beauty rest. What do you do when your boyfriend mumbles ridiculous nonsense and keeps you up all night? Make a Twitter thread dedicated to it, obviously.
One woman has created a viral following on her Twitter account–@Sleep_Sayings–dedicated to all of the wild things her boyfriend says in his sleep.
"Where's the crow? Is it on my route?"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) March 24, 2016
Oh god. OH GOD. We've gotta get the chainsaw first.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) October 22, 2015
"Don't let Mario win… Not with guacamole!"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) March 4, 2016
"I put them on the plate. THEYRE NOT TAKING MY PENNIES."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) December 22, 2016
"I've gotta dodge the cat."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) March 29, 2016
"I lost the ostrich."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) April 17, 2016
"No. No no no. No no. No just no."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 19, 2016
"The tacos made the alarm sound."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) May 13, 2016
"I stole the soccer ball…"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) July 2, 2016
HEY. don't pee on it.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) November 3, 2015
No octopus you can't do that!!
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) October 19, 2015
"What if tongues had teeth?"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) October 31, 2016
"Spaghetti is hair for meatballs."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) January 6, 2017
"Why don't I have pizza?"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) January 16, 2017
"Butterfly you made a mistake walking in front of me."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) November 11, 2016
"Meh… I'm only an inch."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) July 3, 2016
"Watch your foot… There's a bear. ITS GONNA STAB ME."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) July 31, 2016
"The pants…. They want to eat the pants."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) August 10, 2016
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Little fish, don't die!"
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) January 12, 2017