Eating is serious business, particularly when you’re one of those people who get hungry at the mere mention of food. (*Ahem* me.)
While some may simply view food consumption as a necessary means of survival, there are many of us who have devoted our daily existence to snacking, munching, noshing, nibbling and generally conquering hunger one snack at a time, never leaving a clean plate behind. For those devoted heroes, well: these memes are for you.
*calls up pizza place*
WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT'S WORKING
— Bad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) February 6, 2014
porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 31, 2012
It's a lot easier to stop eating carbs once you've come to terms with living a joyless life full of anger and sadness.
— Smug Lemur (@Smug_Lemur) January 29, 2015
I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) June 25, 2012
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 30, 2013
[hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom]
"Now give me my wife."
"This is short by £2.39"
[hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got."
— Paul (@FrenulumBreve) December 23, 2014
i prefer 6O9 where you are both curled up around a big pizza
— zoë bread (@zoebread) September 7, 2013
It's not fast food if you eat it slow pic.twitter.com/E7mopipzcq
— Arsilan (@prxncer_c) February 16, 2017
When you're hungry and someone says "didn't you just eat?" pic.twitter.com/H2SG0An56n
— Tom Davies (@1TD) March 27, 2017
The Bible verse that always keeps me going pic.twitter.com/r7MDngyJ9O
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) April 18, 2017