Life is hard enough without also having to attack it on an empty stomach. Whether you’re running late for work and decide to skip breakfast, or your partner can’t decide what they want for dinner and are holding you hostage with their indecisiveness; that rumble in your stomach is the harbinger of the surfacing monster. If you’ve ever felt this way, here are some jokes you will 100% relate to.
1. I KNOW I ordered before them.
2. Move it or lose it, buddy.
3. Popcorn? No that’s not going to cut it.
4. Make. A. Decision.
5. That wasn’t a laugh. That was my stomach.
