11.
I just started crying while watching a Post-It commercial.
Pregnancy confirmed.
— samantha jo ❄️❄️ (@samanthajcampen) August 22, 2012
12.
*pregnant wife wakes up*
I think my water broke
*I hide the Kool-Aid packet and water jug I spilled in bed*
Let’s go to the hospital— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) August 17, 2015
13.
Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) February 14, 2013
14.
[walks into 4D ultrasound office]
Receptionist: Uh sir. This is for pregnant women
Me: I just want to see my burrito again
— zack (@Mr_Kapowski) August 5, 2015
15.
I just left a voicemail and said " please call me back at your convenience. Amen." Instead of "goodbye". #pregnancybrain is real y'all
— Virginia Williams (@VirginiaWms) October 14, 2015
16.
3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play?
Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet.
3-year-old:
Wife:
3-year-old: Babies are lazy.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2015
17.
That terrifying moment when your in the bath and can't see your vagina anymore …? ?#pregnancyproblems #knewthisdaywouldcome
— Mallory (@Mallory0502) October 21, 2015
18.
If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) August 19, 2014
19.
"You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!"
TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie
— KungPow Turkey (@MacAnnabella) October 14, 2013
20.
So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?
— Amy W (@Ameiam) June 11, 2015
h/t: Someecards