29. You always have dry skin and when you pick it, you basically ruin everything.
https://twitter.com/trishxrose/status/472062344906825728
28. If you ever try something new with makeup, you end up failing–hard.
https://twitter.com/crypticrybaby/status/671538078729809921
27. You can never find the exact size you’re looking for in anything.
https://twitter.com/jadepops1999/status/963719911238496258
26. Everyone expects you to enjoy exercise and yoga–but in reality, you want to sit on your couch all day.
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/648919264238432256
25. You’re always expected to give out your number at bars in exchange for drinks.
There’s three hungover girls on the table next to me, dissecting last night. From what I can gather, they have a communal PAYG phone whose number they give to creeps, and then laugh at all the thirsty messages later. I wish I had the authority to award them the Nobel prize.
— Kerry (@RoxanneLaWin) February 8, 2018
24. Trying to put your sunglasses on your head is always a disaster.
https://twitter.com/saav_xoxo/status/893500725916966912
23. You’re constantly being preyed upon no matter where you go.
A cat-caller just said he wants to get "all up in my business" which is great because my taxes are complicated and I could use the help.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 21, 2015
22. You always have to dance to the anthem, no matter where you are.
If Shania Twain saying "let's go girls" doesn't flip some internal switch in you, you're lying.
— Morgan Littlebear (@__meowgan) July 22, 2017
21. Every hair styling tool leaves you open to burns.
https://twitter.com/hannah_mendel/status/808559508062633984
20. And, blowdryers are set up to kill you.
Actually nothing worse than getting your hair stuck in the back of the hair dryer 😭 pic.twitter.com/yCFEtkJWyu
— jenniferbrannagan (@Jenbrannagan) January 20, 2015