Every year, the time comes upon us where the Girl Scouts begin selling their delicious, popular, and orgasmic cookies to the masses. And, no matter how badly you’re trying to diet, how many squats you’ve been doing every day, how much you say ‘New Year, New Me,’ for some reason, those little girls with their little boxes get us every single time. You know there’s nothing more delicious than laying in bed with a box of Thin Mints by your side. Who needs a boyfriend when you have Girl Scout Cookies?
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mission: girl scout cookies
plan: infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier— larry the cable skye (@_skyeamber) January 21, 2018
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https://twitter.com/Kroeger/status/966483317402013697
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https://twitter.com/allydicesare/status/957302953064517633
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https://twitter.com/jf/status/959185683645579264
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https://twitter.com/e_vern23/status/956336831192330240
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#fact Girl Scout cookies taste even better when you don’t have to share
— Cathy Kelley (@catherinekelley) February 16, 2018
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I just bought Girl Scout cookies with two bottles of vodka in my arm I am so sorry lil girls I’m a bad influence
— Rach (@lilcheeesestick) February 17, 2018
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I'll never understand why a box of Girl Scout cookies has a resealable lid lol
— Ethan Smith (@NotEthanSmith_) February 20, 2018
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Girl Scouts are fucking ruthless selling right outside of a Dispensary pic.twitter.com/Z1se0xrBE2
— Cassie👽 (@_kissmycass) January 26, 2018
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https://twitter.com/merlotmar/status/966449650910801926