21.
*walks through office lobby
*notices women’s heads turning
*smiles
*hears whisper
“He has Girl Scout cookies.”— TWirt (@wirtersblock) February 16, 2018
22.
trying to convince my sister to be a girl scout so our family has a cookie plug
— alex? (@aalexalmanza) February 4, 2018
23.
A girl scout was hanging out the passenger side of her moms ride trying to holler at me, these girls need to take it down a notch
— Chris Ang (@spamnangs) January 30, 2018
24.
when I lie to a girl scout and tell her I left my whole wallet at home but she reminds me they take venmo pic.twitter.com/qXFkEjHvhY
— out of context shiggy (@ohmyshigupie) January 30, 2018
25.
why is there no app to tell me where the nearest girl scout cookies are being sold??
— alex❣️✨ (@uhlalalexis) February 22, 2018
26.
I hit my Girl Scout cookie plug’s mom to place an order with her and found out that she quit trapping in order to focus on school and basketball. Now I gotta find a new dealer.
— Jonathan (@jnthnwll) January 23, 2018
27.
The hardest part about buying girl scout cookies is deciding which child you can no longer afford to send to college.
— Spence (@SpenceDen) February 14, 2018
28.
This little girl asked if I wanted to buy Girl Scout cookies and I said I couldn’t because I was going to be late to class and this girl said “that’s fine you’re going to fail anyways” smh savages
— J $troud (@Justinn_st) January 31, 2018
29.
Girl Scout, looked me dead in the eyes and said "I got what you need"
Me: You got the s'mores cookies?
GS: You'll take thin mints.#Savage— Tabitha Lipkin (@TabithaLipkin) March 6, 2017
30.
please explain to me why Girl Scout cookie prices have SKYROCKETED to $5 a box?!?!
No one should have to work overtime just to afford some damn Samoas
— Paulina Acuña (@pacunamatada) February 3, 2018