Every year, February 1st rolls around and boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives and all the in-betweens start panicking about finding the funds to afford overpriced candy, overpriced flowers and overpriced dinners to please their partner on Valentine’s Day. As if there’s only one day out of the 365 days a year that you should spoil your loved one. Hard pass. I’m not a huge fan of the “holiday” nor do I splurge to celebrate. That’s why I found all of these tweets 10x funnier because I’m not about to fall into the stereotypical female who needs 100 things to feel loved. Hard Pass.
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Happy Valentine's Day Eve! I just want everyone to know that one time in college I tried to search for my crush on Facebook, accidentally made his name my status, and then my phone died.
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) February 13, 2018
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Is today Valentine’s Day or tomorrow? It doesn’t matter I’ll be sick both days.
— King Bach (@KingBach) February 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/BENBALLER/status/963470169015070721
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Valentine's Day is dumb unless somebody does something sweet for me and in that case I love it, it is the best holiday in the universe, so fun and great.
— jessica boudreaux (@jess__boudreaux) February 13, 2018
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I am so excited for Valentine's Day bc I work and I'm gonna tell all my customers that my "boyfriend dumped me" so I "decided to cover another girl's shift" and I'm gonna get so many pity tips
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) February 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/youngoddesss/status/828272864084295680
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https://twitter.com/RuthePhoenix/status/558963279176171520
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/562349674820947968
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https://twitter.com/stickn2dabasics/status/963470130545090560
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https://twitter.com/CardsNCowboyz/status/963475164955643905