6. Princess Weekes, The Mary Sue:
“The biggest offender of this movie, beyond the toxic as hell masculinity, is that when it comes down to it, it’s just not sexy-and I wanted it to be.”
7. Matt Singer, ScreenCrush:
“If you go to see this movie because you want to watch people have sex, I have this thing I want to tell you about called ‘internet pornography.'”
8. Justin Chang, Los Angeles Times:
“If liberation is the endgame of ‘Fifty Shades Freed,’ most of the time we feel trapped right alongside the characters, immobilized by the pointless, suffocating beauty and the stultifying dramatic inertia of the world James has created for them.”
9. Joshua Starnes, ComingSoon.net:
“The best that can be said of the whole thing is that there won’t be any more.”
10. Brian Orndorf, Blu-Ray.com:
“Ends with a whimper and multiple bangs.”
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