14 Photos That Will Make You Want To Put Down Your Phone Forever by Baillie Parry 7. Even soldiers need time to tweet. 8. Always keep your head on a swivel, son. 9. This mother apparently has her priorities in order. Page 3 of 5Previous 12345Next Written by Baillie Parry Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.